What they aren’t willing to admit is that they’re really mad at capitalism, not sexism. And sexism can get reflected in capitalism, but as for it being willfully generated by the power players within the Hollywood structure, I don’t buy that. What I believe is that there are many metrics used by entertainment…

And why is that, Mr. Firth?

What, no Brownsvilles?

My congratulations to the entire West family, including her siblings North Bynorth West and Saint WhoDat West.

Are you sure this is the sort of thing you want to devote your Cheerleading energies to?

“Within seconds”?

I’m going to eat a picture of a Tide Pod everyday until Jason Segal calls me a fucking moron on national television.

Does he have something in a low-rise bikini? Mesh, if possible.

What exactly do you have against melons or the people who farm them?

“2: don’t assume your opinion is more valid than someone else’s lived experience”

I’m pretty sure my earlier commentary reveals that I don’t think there’s anything particularly wrong with personalizing the conversation, expressing a belief in compassion and redemption for the lesser accused, and suggesting that there’s some perspective to be gained from weighing the dozens of accused with the…

Is he buggin’ ya? He doesn’t mean to bug ya.

Sounds great. Write up a script for them, and we can just hand it out to all Hollywood professional men as they show up at press junkets. Clearly we don’t want to know what anyone actually thinks, we just want to hear them toe the party line with all the approved verbiage.

Nobody in Canada has problems, eh.

What situations would those be? Like when you’re being interviewed? You may be right, because I’m envisioning it right now and it’s glorious:

“directing Burt Reynolds in Stroker Ace”

“...acknowledging that you made things worse simply by offering your opinion is the hardest thing any man can ever do, so Damon probably deserves extra applause for this.”

you made things worse simply by offering your opinion

Nope, ironically he was dismissed from the part when they decided his acting was “too robotic.”

Who’s going to play the son of Paulie’s robot?