A brilliant strategy for an oppressive society, as the people will attend and say, “Oh, this is what we’ve been missing? Maybe our leaders knew what they’re talking about after all.”

Oh look, the raging conservative reactionary suddenly doesn’t believe in copyright law. I guess you’re just ‘sampling’ their distinctive branding slogan they’ve had for the last 100 years, right Vanilla Ice?

“arbitrary measure”

Tell me about it. The other day I was making a recipe, and it had all these arbitrary measurements in it. I mean, I like butter, and I hate taking the time to actually calculate stuff out. It’s cooking, not math, right? A tablespoon, a stick; it’s butter, it’s all the same thing. Anyway, this guy…

“ultimately the movie ends with him and his wife happy and in love together like nothing ever happened”

So he’s the reason it’s on all day everyday on the Discovery Channel.

“Oh, roleplaying. You mean where both adults have agreed beforehand to act out a fictional scenario with clearly defined limits?”

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I understand they wanted to write a think-piece about How I Met Your Mother and rape culture, but there weren’t enough pages in the magazine.

I suspect part of this is how completely wonderful and perfect you are. You could have drop of sympathy however for the rest of us schlubs who might have to wrestle with things like the soul-crushing rejection of unrequited love.

I’m pretty sure I saw this episode of How I Met Your Mother. That Barney is such a scamp!

While it’s true he was in hospital being treated for pneumonia, he was in fact Killed by Death.

Oops, I guess I hit ‘publish’ before I was finished typing that out. Oh well, I’m sure you could see where I was going with it.

I think it is incredibly brave of these women to come forward and reveal how unbelievably

I think the problem is harassment, like so many words, is losing its original- and I would contend, essential- meaning. Harassment is a pattern of behavior, not an incident. If something happens once, it doesn’t matter what is done, it is not harassment.

Aren’t you ashamed of yourself?

Mirrors, and occasionally storefront windows and puddles.

“most iconic characters”

Poor baby. He should absolutely tie up the courts and taxpayer resources to ensure his right to hide himself from all those mean things his constituents say to him, particularly when he’s such a paragon of congeniality and respectful restraint. He already possesses so many inspiring, presidential traits (too many to…

Those were stories about how it was actually Mike Myers in character hosting The Gong Show. This is a story about how ABC has now officially confirmed that it was actually Mike Myers in character hosting The Gong Show. Tomorrow they will write a story about how Mike Myers is refuting that it is actually Mike Myers in…