Wouldn't it be nice if I could hide my love away for one or the other? Hey!

I have misplaced my pants.

CAMILLE!

You telling me these guys get off on the comedy stylings of Kim Cattrall and Kelsey Grammer?

Tears have streamed down my face and I've practically had convulsions (my sides were killing me) listening to My Dad Wrote A Porno! Goddamn hilarious!

He's a Man In Black, don't cha know. Is this weirdo still trapped on the plug bag?

You just want your kids back, that's all it is.

The clock's slowed down long enough to give us fucking.

You win, good sir.

Yes! That's right! And one mister BRYAN CRANSTON as their neighbour! Nick Offerman popped up in an episode, also. Man, stacked deck across the board! Casting director on fire!

TAMALE!!

Cousin Gerald is the father of the three kids.

The supporting cast made that show. Top tier across the board. Remini and James were serviceable, but Jerry Stiller, Patton, Nicole Sullivan, Victor Williams, and the all came me coming back. The show's kind of a bore if not for that talent. One of those mainstream network programs that's better than it has every…

Months later and I still can't acquiesce that he's president. It's just baffling. This really does feel like some schism in space and time, an alternative universe, I'm not being cute saying this.

The golf segment last night had a great blow. So so dark, and yet nothing would surprise me with El Douche. The guy playing Pence is an unsung hero.

LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

FINISH HIM!

Oh. What a relief it is, then.

James Franco is always going through SOMETHING but his performance in The Interview genuinely had me asking myself "Is James Franco OKAY??".

Plop!