Reverse vampires.

He's a massive tool.

He hasn't changed, he's more the same than ever! (Peeing in the water supply seems TOTALLY his style. It's sad (SAD) we have it on good authority he's into that stuff.)

Do not taut Happy Fun Orb!

A little mincing would be nice. (But alas, Pence is stuck stateside, lodged in the closet.)

Jeremy Piven once told Billy Bush he has such potential of being a decent human being. JEREMY PIVEN. Unsurprisingly, nope. No balls. (Piven also said that to Paul Ryan. Poor judge of character. 2 for 2. (The Paul Ryan one's a fabrication. Piven told Bush that on the red carpet at some godless sodimite award show.))

"Feel-awful" more apt. Feel just hollow inside. Feel just… dusgusted. And weeks later he's prez.

Billy, he said, grab them pussies, I've come to take you home.

I'm with Coco!

It's fun getting into trouble!

Sounds like a real catch.

Isn't that right Cactus chef, playing We Didn't Start The Fire, on a flute?

Up the game on his writing staff. He seems bored, confined to the studio. He's genius just riffing and his chemistry with Andy is a thing of beauty (he's jokingly contented the contents of those yearly scraps specials should be the show). He's at his best in remotes. I genuinely thought he'd wrap up the show at the…

Are we going to get Dan, in real life?

The saddest day of my life was when Steve Martin died. THAT and that I can eerily sexually satisfy Jan are what Michael Scott and I share.

Lisa used to go out with a boy referred to as Density.

He's a sneaky one. Be prepared for his "definition of is is" ramble.

We're all just prisoners here, of our own device.

How do you like your coffee? Crisp! Canadian represent!! 🇨🇦

I got carsick in Principle Skinner's office one time.