“If “redhead” is an often-repeated personal branding device for you, then you, in my opinion, are not a redhead, because clearly no one has ever used that term against you while wearing a weird aren’t-I-funny smile on their face”

So did Arya emerge from the ashes of a death-inferno to be the Azor Ahai, mounting her magical white steed to be defender of the Lord of Light, slayer of the Mad Queen, Uniter of the Realm?

Nah. She just going on a cruise.

Oh, good. I hope Bronn rebuilds a brothel just so Pod can get a punchcard and get the tenth one free. 

That aren’t allowed to marry.  I think they can have as much sex as they want.  It’s the night’s watch that is not supposed to have sex.

I kind of thought Drogon was going to torch Jon - and definitively prove he was a Targaryen. Or eat Dany.

Oh also Brienne: If she’s sitting on the Small Council, she must the new Lord Commander of the Kingsguard, right? And Pod’s a member of the Kingsguard?

Aren’t the Kingsguard not allowed to fuck? If so, that is a serious waste of Podrick’s talents. 

I did cheer up hardcore when Tormund’s face was the first thing you see going to Castle Black. And Ghost kisses!

Or Kodak Black

I am a teacher, and my school has a preschool within it. Shortly after one of the new Star Wars movies came out, I started hearing about the name Kylo popping up there, and yep, people are naming their kids after Kylo Ren, who murdered his dad.
Apologies if this was not a reference to Jyn Urso, from one of the new…

Poussey’s death killed me. 

Not a spoiling episode, but in the same vein this little girl I (VERY RARELY) babysat threatened to kill me and kill my mother. That was the very last time I ever saw her or anyone in her family, but man a 4 year old understanding “I won’t just hurt you, I’ll hurt the ones you love” was CHILLING AF.

Unfortunately the Little Shit title in our extended family seems to move from one cousin to the next with great frequency.

I would’ve start calling him Little Shit for life

My (at the time) ten-year-old cousin looked me dead in the eye and said “Han Solo dies in the new Star Wars movie,” while I was trying to feed him and his younger siblings dinner. He wasn’t happy because I wouldn’t let him get up from the table until he’d eaten more of his banana. I gave him a pretty stern talking to,…

It’s funny that some people are more disturbed by Arya having consensual sex than the time she killed a guy, baked his body parts into a pie and then fed it to the guy’s sons.

Dany was raised most of her life thinking she was going to marry her brother, Visarys (sp.?). It’s an accepted Targaryans thing. Dany is not phased by incest element of the familial reveal at all.

i just 

That’s still no excuse to try and impress Paul Ryan!

Seriously, she was a major historical figure, that's a cut above a celebrity!

This isn’t really a Hollywood one, but interesting enough. I’ll try to do this without doxxing so I won’t include dates.