Ahem. “Metal Slat Barrier” is the approved verbiage now, apparently. 

Pelosi is pretty much the Olenna of Congress.

I’ll laugh my ass off if HBO and Martin are the ones who finally take him down.

Prison cell bars...

“The metal slats are coming” seems better aligned with the image.

Just returned from visiting our troops in Iraq and Germany. One thing is certain, we have incredible people representing our Country - people that know how to win!

There are pics in the gizmodo article.

I wonder what fact this new one just pushed out of my brain memory?

I completely agree.  But once I read it, I absolutely knew that the word “Florida” would soon follow.

That is amazing. I am submitting assmosis to the Oxford English Dictionary as its word of the year. A universal experience, completely relatable, and easily recognized and remembered description.

I was CONVINCED I’d be eaten by the escalator bc I once saw a movie where the woman get sucked into it. I was under under the assumption that I’d fall through the crack of the elevator.

That one teenage-looking girl at the beginning of this clip, weakly clapping with a “What the hell kind of music is this?” look on her face until she realized the camera was on her. ::shakes head:: Sorry this isn’t Ariana or Shawn Mendes, child, but the Queen was gonna get her shine.

Feel bad for the poor and victims of sexual assault. Parenthood isn’t some huge burden for me so you can keep your pity. Children are children and we all have our preferences. Furthermore, I feel great supporting Sesame Street because it espouses education and liberal values which is more than I can say for most of…

Alec Holland was a brilliant scientist who cared about the planet. No way he’d consort with a yutz like Jr.

Swamp Thing had to erase a lot of numbers since ‘The Shape of Water’ came out.

I’m from New York city and I cringe each time these assholes claim that’s where they come from.

Jesus Christ, put down the phone, you asshole. 

Can we please address what a fucking idiot this man is for FILMING WHILE DRIVING WITH HIS ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY IN THE CAR?

“We just delivered a baby in the car.”