Uh, I don’t know what video you MEANT to link, but that audio is sure as hell not decent.

Oh woman. I smash that power button on my radio so hard so fast every time the NPR host says, “Trump had this to say...” I am surprised it’s still functional.

Do we need thousands of doctorate theses to understand narcissism?

That was “Lock hurr up.”

Did you know, that the easiest way, to look smart, is to use, lots, and lots, of, commas?

Plus, good luck tracking down a bunch of randos who are only tied together by the fact that they happened to be driving one of the most trafficked highways in the country on a Wednesday.

“People know right from wrong and anyone we track down who kept a dollar of this money all be arrested for theft. The time to do the right thing an call us to turn in the money is now, because once we knock on your door, you won’t be able to avoid being arrested.”

I was going to say, “it is nice to see a video from an innocent black woman without being harassed by a cop for once” but I am glad I waited to see the entire video prior to commenting.

Um I know right from wrong and I rightly would have had 200 20s stuffed in my bra pronto. And wrongly maybe a dozen in my buttcrack.

GAAAAHHHHH!!!

So just to be clear...they’re having sex in cars while DRIVING on the roundabout, or are they laying on the roundabout and cars have to go around them?

There is no sex on English roundabouts, of course, because they’re English.

I have a reason to share this now.

Why are there not more stars for “coprolite in chief.” I am a pathological bed maker, but I gotta give you that!

To be fair, making a bed IS an exercise in utter pointlessness. If it’s your thing, cool. But I haven’t done it in 25 years and so far the only bad fallout from it is parents yelling at me about it. Literally no one else I have ever talked to has cared that I just throw the blankets and pillows on there as long as I…

My god. Throw the whole school away.

I can’t put my finger on it, so please don’t take it as harsh criticism... But this whole thing, not just your article, is leaving a really bad taste in my mouth about the equating of mentally ill with “evil”, as if this is even a conversation we should be entertaining outside of philosophical discussion.

Agree. There is no justification for slaughtering two innocent children, even if you have a beef with your employer.

If you are her defense attorney, I’ll allow.

It is an injustice to paint these parents in any other light than grieving fucking parents.