Seriously? I'm covered in the damn things and I think this is stupid. Wanna know what happens in late night tattoo parlors in party towns? Drunk kids come in, pick something off the wall, then try to get a $300 tattoo for $75. When they can't get that, they go to someone who will do it for $75 and they end up with…

wait, you hated Hemlock Grove? Watch it for the werewolf transformation and Bill Skarsgard alone, (actually pretty much just for those things). Sure it was bad, but but but *hands* man candy?

why would they be crying? they still have Chris Brown on their side.

I feel like Brad Pitt has remarkably tiny, cute little ears.

My brain can't not read that to the tune of South Park's Unclefucka song.

Good, but extremely depressing point.

Thank you, that immediately bothered me too!

I'd like to see the naysayers inhabit my body (ok, maybe not literally see it, but you get the point) during the 3 days before my period and the first two days of it. Granted, I have PMDD, which can take the form of a few things depending on the month: a ravenous appetite and inability to stay awake for more than…

Was it like a van van or a mini-van, because a van van can fit a butt-load of people. Also, I can make no Schmidt-related gif promises. I can't find any positive teenager gifs, so I commend them and give them this:

My God. Can people PLEASE hold the phones the right way, when taking video!?

Serious question: how likely is it that we may break the Internet on May 26?

As a former resident of Phoenix, I can attest to the truthfulness of the first 20 seconds of this trailer.

Yeah, there's a downside. But, that whole area rocks in terms of treatment of human beings, at least compared to the rest of us.

For some reason I imagine any man who would wear scented briefs would want them to smell like Drakkar or Axe. I think that's the main demographic these drawers are aimed at.

There is no perfume powerful enough to make by gooch sweat not smell like hot dogs.

Schweddy balls scented?

"Lick it clean," is always my first impulse for every problem I come across in life.