Robert Downey Jr.

Drake looks like that guy in hs who would pile in the Polo instead of showering and wore there same outfit a couple of times a week.

Both of my kids are teenagers so I’m well removed from this subject. However, I can say without reservation, that my kids NEVER looked at the characters on their diapers. When I was expecting the first time, our hospital recommended a class they presented for first time parents. The woman that gave the class had a…

Tracy Chapman is a rapper?

I just let out a squeak of joy. My coworkers are concerned.

He looks like chubby Woody Harrelson.

Don't fuck with Amazon.

“Appropriately late”? Explanation?

I worked for one of Dorinda’s former paramours. Even when I fucked up a reservation for her in St. Barths, she was really nice about it. And she was downright giddy when she found out I was pregnant. I remember meeting her daughter; she was just a kid then, pretty and polite.

I moved my family's prescriptions out of Walgreens about 6 months ago.  So glad that I did.  I wont even let my kids buy a water the, now!  Thanks for bringing this story out.

Jesus... I guess 45 has never heard the euphemism “red wave” before. Unless he means to compare the victories to something that makes you crampy and you wish would just end already!

Why not just fire Roseanne, bring in Sandy Duncan as a replacement, and rename the show “Roseanne’s Family”?

Anyone else notice the resemblance?

Divide and conquer.

Not to bring religion into this, but every time I read a tweet of his I blurt out “Oh, sweet Jesus!” Can’t help myself.

It IS the right thing to do, but if $20's are blowing around, you can be damned sure I’m gonna grab as many as possible and you will have to pry them out of my cold dead hands.

As a fellow member of the Duck-Foot Squad, I salute you.

It deserves many stars.

We get cars from China?