Anybody remember “American Beauty”? Make believe skeezing on a teenage girl... Art! Actual skeezing on a live human boy... The pearls are clenched.

Gotta do something to get people’s minds off those horrible wax museum pictures.

That was MY first thought, too!

He’s a neck tattoo away from being a Cyrus.

I’ve like everything ive seen him in so far. Even his music is great!

This is especially timely because yesterday I tried to sneeze quietly in my cubicle, and... You can guess the rest. I have to quit my job now.

I will satisfy my thirst with a cup full of Snow butts.

I think i remember that scene from “Braveheart”.

The. Sounds.

It’s ok to be crazy if you’re immortal and fireproof.

Euron isn’t going to bring her Tyrion’s head. He’s going to bring her the Horn of Joramun. Then, she can bring down the wall and destroy her enemies in the North. Because, you know, she’s in the South and WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG????

His delivery is such that, if he were a stand-up comedian, he would be dying onstage.

I’d make a guillotine joke, but it might not be safe to do so.

I dread that he’s going to ask the Polish president about their submarine program.

Mitch McConnell always looks like he’s just realized he’s made a terrible mistake.

It’s code.

I’ve always (24 years?) loved her. But I still prefer her a little messy.

Way upset that this wasn’t about her hair.

...and made me throw up a little in my mouth.

Please... That head she held up looks more like Wilson than El Presidente.