The. Sounds.

It’s ok to be crazy if you’re immortal and fireproof.

Euron isn’t going to bring her Tyrion’s head. He’s going to bring her the Horn of Joramun. Then, she can bring down the wall and destroy her enemies in the North. Because, you know, she’s in the South and WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG????

His delivery is such that, if he were a stand-up comedian, he would be dying onstage.

I’d make a guillotine joke, but it might not be safe to do so.

I dread that he’s going to ask the Polish president about their submarine program.

Mitch McConnell always looks like he’s just realized he’s made a terrible mistake.

It’s code.

I’ve always (24 years?) loved her. But I still prefer her a little messy.

Way upset that this wasn’t about her hair.

...and made me throw up a little in my mouth.

Please... That head she held up looks more like Wilson than El Presidente.

I am terrified of eels. Thank you, “The Deep”.

The last try was definitely done by a staffer because a) there is no way he knows the name of Turkey’s president and b) there is no way Mr. ALL CAPS knows how to spell “Erdogan” with the curly thingy. (Guess I’m not much better.)

I think you mean “chalice”.

I just need to know one thing to get me into the theater: does Charlie Hunnam at least take off his shirt? I’ve been burned before (specifically, I watched Frontier and had to wait until the 5th episode to see Jason Momoa shirtless, and when he was, it was decidedly unsexy.)

It looks like Christian Slater and Harrison Ford.

The Wig is next season’s big bad.

The White House hadn’t been this trashy since Billy Carter.

So true! When my son got to middle school, and the choir director made a reference to Clementine, he was the only one who knew it from beginning to the end. I blame my dad.