Yeeeeessssss. (And if the back immediately below could somehow be worked into the same gown, I will trade one of my children.)

I have no problem with that. As long as I get my turn.

I am one of those perpetually cold people. I thought the hot flashes would be a nice change. While it is nice to be warm, mine normally come when I am sleeping or relaxing, and when they do happen during the day, they make me look like a blotchy tomato.

It's weird that I want to lick him, right?

Never has a child wanted to be orphaned more than I did after reading this book. To be fair, I'd already read The Hobbit, Little Women, lots of other stuff, but I really felt like the author understood "things" when I read this.

Alek Wek is perfect, but holy crap she has the tiniest ankles and calves I've ever seen!

I think the proper usage is "fuckery".

I love you. I am sorry for your experience.

You had me at "human cheese fry".

I am never going to Japan.

Ah, I see it now. Thanks.

Is that awfulawfulawful Billy Bush?

I thought about nursing school.

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So... Kirstie Alley is endorsing drugs? What is this, 1994?

Exactly. Photos or it didn't happen.

Thank you to everyone who posed with their shoulders back and their hands by their sides.

I want this dress. She is going to have lots of opportunities in the coming months to dress up and walk the red carpet at all of the Lego Movie premieres. Hope she doesn't eff it up.

I really hope the Amish look doesn't become a thing.

The hand-on-the-elbow pose do no favors for the dress or the wearer.