Yes! It feels indecent and dirty. I guess if I was wearing formal shorts...? (I'm too old to wear formal shorts.)

Sorry... maybe it's the Catholic school-girl in me, but I cannot - can. not - wear a dress or skirt to work without pantyhose. In the summer, I can justify a short skirt with some sandals or maybe a maxi-dress or a sundress without hose, but that is about it.

Not sci-fi/fantasy, but on Sons of Anarchy, when Clay killed Piney... Done.

I have very clear, very early memories. I have no pictures of that time, so I don't know if it's a dream or not, but when I described it to my parents - separately - they confirmed it. I can remember the wallpaper that was over my changing table when I was <2. I also remember the stairs leading up to our apartment…

I always thought she looked bored, not stoned.

With Raz A Ghul as the quirky janitor.

My mother drove 900 miles to visit me at school one weekend. It rained so we decided to go see Thelma and Louise. She was going through a bit of a second (fourth?) adolescence at the time, and I had real concerns about her driving home alone. Thankfully, it was the east coast and there were no real canyons she…

Is anyone else disappointed that those aren't flamingos on Tina Fey's dress?

At the end of Ocean's Eleven, George, Brad and Julia drive down the road that runs parallel to my road. Yes, I live near a prison.

Ooh! I'm going to look for this!

I imagine burnt hair, cigarettes and bottom shelf liquor. Dina Lohan was the muse. True story.

Julia Sawalha.

Whenever I see that Saffron Burrows is in something and I click on it, I am always disappointed that it isn't her. Also, I confuse her with Devon Sawa. Too lazy to remember the actress's name.

Dammit. Now I'm singing "Everything is Awesome!" and all I know are those three words. Freakin' catchy!

My son's school (semi-privileged, racially diverse) "adopted" a school in a "less fortunate" area and the classes were writing back and forth as pen pals. There was a form that included the classic ice-breakers like "favorite food", "favorite color", "favorite video game", and "favorite movie." When I read that the…

Sting is not impressed.

Checked out the Croc loafer prototype. All I can say is "nope."

I say "All Hail Crocs!" because they keep people who would otherwise be wearing flip flops to cover their atrocious toes.

That is my favorite line from any movie ever. I say it to my kids all the time when they give me a look. (I had them watch the scene for context.)

Surprised how far I had to scroll for the ULTIMATE old fart.