He's going to need this tutorial:

yesssssss. I only mention it because my husband said that it was bad acting and that guy doesn't even notice when I change my hair color, so...

Hmm... Nothing on Snopes about it. Poor kid.

I think that little girl (don't care enough to learn her name; she was orphaned last week and has a thing for zombie named "Nick") wasn't really sick, but she just wanted to be in with the sick people so she can catch it and die. Or she is a crap actress.

I think I love you.

She's obviously making choice decisions.

When I visited the old homestead in Cork (middle of nowhere, no lights, no nuthin'), thank God there was only about 5 hours of dark at night because I was so worked up about the banshee that I wouldn't even look out the windows in the dark. On the day we arrived, we walked back and forth between the houses a couple of…

Only if I'm saying it.

Mason... after the jar.

I keep going back to this picture and I just want to have him rest his head in my lap and let me groom his eyebrows with an old Barbie comb.

Still looking for Wallace.

All fixed?

Jamie Dornan is so good in everything that he does... I really hope it doesn't eff up his career. At least he can actually act. (Full disclosure: I haven't really seen Charlie Hunnam in anything other than SOA.)

HG Wells?

I saw a t-shirt over the weekend that read: "If I flush enough times, will you go away?" Made me think of Biebs.

ALL CAPS, OF COURSE.

For Tyrion, I picture the Small Council doing a version of "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria" from The Sound of Music. Also works with Danaerys and her hosts.

WHAT MOVIE IS THIS??? I started sobbing the second I saw this guy! Crap, now I'm going to have nightmares.