When I visited the old homestead in Cork (middle of nowhere, no lights, no nuthin'), thank God there was only about 5 hours of dark at night because I was so worked up about the banshee that I wouldn't even look out the windows in the dark. On the day we arrived, we walked back and forth between the houses a couple of…

Only if I'm saying it.

Mason... after the jar.

I keep going back to this picture and I just want to have him rest his head in my lap and let me groom his eyebrows with an old Barbie comb.

All fixed?

Jamie Dornan is so good in everything that he does... I really hope it doesn't eff up his career. At least he can actually act. (Full disclosure: I haven't really seen Charlie Hunnam in anything other than SOA.)

I saw a t-shirt over the weekend that read: "If I flush enough times, will you go away?" Made me think of Biebs.

ALL CAPS, OF COURSE.

I would like to offer another option for the New Jersey Food: Deep fried hot dogs, AKA: Rippers. I have never seen them anywhere else. They are despicably good.

"(On a side note: what the fuck is day two of a whale period like?)"

Back in the days of mom and pop cell phone stores/car phone installation shops, I was lured away from a large chain that I worked for to run one. This office was an hour away from where I lived, and when I showed up on the first day, it was locked up and the lights were off. The couple/owners had been caught by a…

Yes, it's horrible and my heart goes out to the poor girl and her family and friends...

If your pot is boiling over, just pour a little bit of cold water into the pot and turn it down. Oldest trick in the book. That I learned when I was 20.

I fail to understand the reasoning behind the manufacture of non-Double-Stuff Oreos. The mind wobbles.

My panties flew across the room when I saw these. At $2895... a real... steal.

$30 million and they can't wipe the fingerprints off the damn thing for a picture??? Lazy... just lazy.

I have to correct myself on that frequently, though when I thought Honey Bunny was married to Neil Gaiman, I was in heaven.

It will only be acceptable if she does it after doing her rendition of "Emperor's New Clothes". I think she could pull it off...

$5 says Moiley (typo and it stays) rips up a picture of Sinead at the end of her "performance" on Saturday Night Live. Who's with me?