True dat! I must say that my two pregnancies (with boys, and YES, it does matter) were a breeze. I loved my maternity clothes. No, they weren't the most fashionable or durable clothes. Yes, they did get stained... during and especially after pregnancy. But like odette1 said, you get stuff that you can probably…

Attached earlobes... turn-off.

Attached earlobes... turnoff.

PINE. I just want to jump on him, latch on to his face and hold on for dear life.

As a natural redhead of Irish descent, let me be the first to say "FML."

So the alternative would have been "fashionazi"? FLA was already taken...

It looks like someone took a frog's head, tried to roll play-doh into a long snake piece and stuck it to the head for the body.