PINE. I just want to jump on him, latch on to his face and hold on for dear life.

As a natural redhead of Irish descent, let me be the first to say "FML."

Yes, that episode of Buffy messed me up for life.

So the alternative would have been "fashionazi"? FLA was already taken...

Ah, the Catholic Scale. Obviously, you were in the ER at St. Mary's, or Our Lady of Perpetual Discomfort.

Wow, that's a pretty dreadful video. The tank makes it look like the fish is being held at the sushi restaurant up the road from me. Also, shouldn't it be in a low light environment?

So, does that mean it would float in a vacuum?

I love that! If I were them I would totally do that!

I love bats, so this is just another strike against 8-legged evil.

It looks like someone took a frog's head, tried to roll play-doh into a long snake piece and stuck it to the head for the body.