Playing football is a bit like smoking cigarettes. It’s a product that, when engaged in as intended, causes damage to the body.

And at NBC...

Yeah, there’s scientific evidence that shows that women don’t generally know that they’re having a heart attack because women’s symptoms are very different to men’s (and as usual, men are considered the “default” and there’s a LOT less scientific research done on women vs. men, so the “men’s version” of the the…

A representation of a heart attack so real it didn't occur to me that it was a heart attack...

I don’t know where you all live, but in the Cincinnati area these songs are all still very much in the pop consciousness. “When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Cincinnati because it’s always 20 years behind the times,” Mark Twain once said. 

I played in a band that covered this song. We upped the guitars and made it more of a rock song but kept the same tempo and key. It was always a hit.

Tegan has a crush on Annalise! She’s thrilled to learn that Annalise is bisexual and can barely hide her excitement, which is very cute. I hope this goes somewhere.

This is strange for me to read. Very recently, my cousin took a DNA test and was contacted by a woman who claimed she was the biological daughter to my cousin’s aunt...my mother. My mother was pregnant as a teenager and put her child up for adoption, and until now has not had any contact with her. The two have…

I really respect Kenneth Branagh as an artist. Fantastic actor, excellent director. But screwing around on Emma Thompson? Now I have to reappraise my opinion on the schmuck. 

When we moved I found out that we had FIVE bottles of French’s yellow mustard, a condiment I don’t even particularly like.

Above: “Of course, we don’t suggest you throw away still-usable food, like cans and boxes pre-expiration date. Better to take them to a donation feed pantry, where they will actually do some good, instead of sitting on your shelf for all eternity.”

When I moved a couple of years ago I finally threw out that bottle of homemade wine from an old friend’s wedding. In 1997.

SPOILER ALERT: ANYONE WHO KILLS THOSE DOGS DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES. I’m so excited for this movie. The John Wick films are masterclasses in action and worldbuilding and style and, damn, I’m so glad that Keanu graced us with these movies.

It’s great to see that Morris is still getting work at his age. I loved him as Jones in the first two Alien films, but that was a decade ago at least!

Coincidentally, Goose/Chewie also has tentacles. He’s covering all the bases.

The best reply I saw on Twitter was something like ‘Why would they ban their mascot?’, which is the appropriate take.

The best part of all this is that they accuse him of putting his religion before his party while at the same time people like Ted Cruz and Mike Pence explicitly say they’re Christians first and Americans second.

Though give credit to Cruz for condemning this shit.

Okay, now I need to go take a shower.

So, Chidi was right worrying about using almond milk in his coffee all along, nice twist.

nah, idol culture is totally fucked. theres also a lot of pressure on women in Japan to not rock the boat and cause problems, especially for their employer.