I never noticed that his eyebrows actually overlap his headband in most incarnations. Ridiculous trademark look. In retrospect, the portrayal of Ryu in the 1994 live action movie was wildly inaccurate - they should've cast a young Peter Gallagher if they wanted to bring credibility to his eyebrows, which are clearly…

Drunk? On what, original recipe absinthe?

Review of review: Cranky? Possibly. Pedantic? Definitely. Journalist worth following? Not yet.

In some cultures, pinky nails, and less commonly ring finger nails, are grown long by men who have risen above menial labor - this is a signal to others that he is a rich man who doesn't have to get his "hands dirty."

Actual newsflash: the DS3 & DS4 are more alike than they are different.

Probably because Nokia Windows phones have scratch resistant Gorilla Glass screens.

In reality, katanas were folded so many times to work impurities out of low grade Japanese ore - without folding, the metal would be soft, and the blade would never be sharp. Katanas are very sharp but incredibly brittle, and prone to shattering, even when struck against wood.

I don't think your headline for this story could be more mangled and nonsensical. Here's another take, courtesy a journalist: http://www.joystiq.com/2013/10/04/bio…

How much did the big N pay for this review? You didn't even try to be objective, or scientific.