There has never been a single law passed in favor of “political correctness”. Not a single man or woman has been arrested for being TOO REAL. “Political Correctness” is, however, an incredibly useful concept which allows retrograde idiots to self-identify themselves so that the rest of us may ignore them as they go…

Imagine if you had real problems in your life! Thank goodness you don’t, because a weak little dick who can’t navigate social norms like “don’t angatonize people who are literally suicidally depressed” exist at the mercy of your social inheritance. In any unelightened society you are literally so weak you would die…

Yes, we “social justice warriors” are in fact fighting for a future where “retrograde socipaths” are no longer allowed to dictate the public discourse. Astute observation!!!

Thank god. I mean I’m glad he’s gone because he’s a crook who stole money from state-level government and a bigot and he should be shamed for the rest of his life, but mostly I’m glad because I will never have to hear his dumb stuttering pointless tangents on a baseball game ever again.

He is extremely not fine, though. There’s a lot of annoying analysts that are pretty easy to tune out. Schilling is the only one I have to mute the TV for, and I say this as a person who has to listen to Rex “The Wonder Dog” Hudler every other night.

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I got WAY more satisfaction than I should have from picking the winner.

Absolutely. I don’t know how all the venture capitalists missed this one coming!

There’s something at IHOP now which is basically grilled-cheese style bread (fried bread? I dunno) and the filling is like a miniature omelette or something. It’s one of the best things I’ve ever eaten, and I was very surprised because I typically hate IHOP.

Wait, what? Is that just because he has long hair?

What’s probably going on is that the women have their own unique models for the pelvis and feet (because of heels, which affects the animation). It looks like the modder applied either a “taped up” texture or a shirt texture which wraps around reasonably enough to look like a shirt to the lighter skinned dudes, which…

Tom... you DO know that Steph Curry isn’t real, right? Like I know you probably just wanna keep kayfabe up for the site..

My Catholic high school, on the other hand, had classes taught by priests, two of us who explicitly told us not to have premarital sex, but if we did, not to use a condom because that would be two mortal sins instead of one.

Here’s my major bathroom related worry: I am apparently an oddly-proportioned mutant and unless I mash my dick up against the toilet bowl there is no way to 100% guarantee a poop will not clip into the back of the toilet seat. I should probably take up squatting or something, because there is no good answer.

You can also just flush before you wipe. Anyone who sits and doesn’t flush is weird.

Exactly. Watching the early part of that season was infuriating. I don’t like the idea of my guy (or any guy) going out and intentionally hitting someone with a fastball because that shit is dangerous, but I’m not sure you can really legislate that in a way that doesn’t require the game to “police itself”.

This is probably the best possible headline one could have written for this story. I also love how it qualifies as a traditional dumb spring training injury report as well.

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I -am- a Royals fan, but I think I’m a fairly objective observer as well. I fully expected KC to lose to the Jays in the playoffs since before the break, and I didn’t expect them to match up well against the Astros either.

Times have been tighter this year - for awhile Steam’s pricing meant I didn’t really bother with the piracy scene at all (it’s still kind of a pain in the ass, though nothing like the old days)