It’s wrong to wish head trauma on other human beings, except in this one instance. Look at his stupid smug face.

Man, who the fuck is having all these sexy bathroom experiences? I can think of nothing less erotic than trying to rub one out in the stall next to some guy taking a giant stinkin’ burrito shit.

Here, I’ll do it for you: “Good riddance to bad rubbish”. Just pretend he’s a Reagan, but with more hypocrisy.

If I actually “owned” a permanent digital key of my game which I could sell to any third party, including the storefront, sure.

May this old man’s dream of becoming a women’s tennis player in the next life proceed with extreme alacrity.

They’ll do the right thing when it does’t cost them anything and gives them good PR.

I honestly have no idea if this is a recent video or not. I feel like I’ve seen this headline 20 times this month.

And develop a compulsion to re-turn your lights on every couple minutes.. I still forget sometimes. It probably just wasn’t that dark out and he hadn’t turned em on yet.

First things first, hope this guy’s alright.

I know it’s unethical to wish death upon other human beings. Luckily for me, Mr. Rovell is probably one of whatever a Ted Cruz is

“Marco Rubio may very well be the emptiest suit to have campaigned for national office in my lifetime.”

Man, tell us about all the other things you saw on reddit. Please, I’m all ears. I’m not wearing a wire or anything.

Here we go. At it’s best it’s kind of like a fight between two superheroes in a movie or something. In a proper fight you get kicked in the head a couple times and it’s over. It’s just sort of a weird for of high-contact gymnastics but I can understand why not everyone goes for it.

It’s like a lowbrow play/soap opera mixed with a circus. The match outcomes are fixed, but the gymnastics and acting are real as hell.

Amy Winehouse ain’t dead

Because wrestler “injury” is often a storyline itself, but if it’s an “injury” the heel will often stomp on the injured guy’s leg.

If the reckless driver in this scenario was not driving recklessly, a momentary flash of the brake lights results in.... literally nothing. Brake checks are dangerous because the tailgating idiot behind you could swerve into other traffic and hurt or kill someone innocent. If every tailgater just magically spun off…

How is a person riding a bumper at interstate speeds not at primary fault for any accident? I’m not gonna break check some idiot on the highway (or at all, in a city I’ll just drop 5mph until they pass) but that’s only because there’s the possibility someone else could get hurt. Idiot deserved exactly what he got.

Well first off, no, they didn’t. Go talk to Italy about that one.

I’m willing to guess the vast majority of women occupy the same space as the majority of men: toiling away in some dead-end job that will never lead anywhere with no prospects and no real alternatives.