I was really hoping this was going to be a story about how a group of furry mechanics brought a motorcycle back to life

I’m going to assume that the car showed around 60476km on the odo. 60476km= ~37788mi and 60448-37788 = 22668. Someone didn’t fix the odo display after it was taken to the US on a previous trip.

While Ukraine is fairly small compared to Russia, calling the largest country in Europe (besides Russia) tiny is pretty stupid.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. There is a solution.

I read that as “Jesus guns babies” and momentarily was very confused by this campaign bus, had a mental image of Jesus, an Uzi and babies and a bad outcome

I know nicknames for Golf generations haven’t really been a thing, but can we call this one the “Grumpy Cat” Golf?

I like this way, way more than I should. 

There is only one Delorean!

Just like the McRib coming back when pork prices fall, this is actually a sign of cocaine prices dropping.

I too feel on fire when I have too much Cayenne

What, was “Tetanus and Taillights” taken?

Better yet:

https://www.theautopian.com/car-news/welcome-to-the-autopian-the-ultimate-car-website-for-the-people/

Somewhere, deep within the steel and concrete labyrinth that is Troy Michigan’s Zoning and Housing annex (Inspections and Enforcement wing), a grizzled man slumps into his chair. Tracy, D. - case file TM - 18-22/JP-Fe2-O3 had meant so... so damn much to him.

For those that want to keep following these dingleberries

The NFL owners.

The interview about “how hard it was to leave Detroit for LA” was hilarious.

I’m a bit upset not every member of the Rams has a Dodge Ram.  If they did, before every game they could each drive their truck on the field, roll coal and perform doughnuts to intimidate the other team.

And who writes these terrible headlines?