As far as I can tell, they are pretty united that the Truckers are a bunch of asshats. 

It’s a great statement for a jury to hear, but it might not be as helpful in the filing for the judge. But I’m guessing the attorney who wrote it knows the judge by reputation, if not direct interaction, and knows what will work.

Always read your owner’s manual. It’s no romance novel with Fabio on the cover, but you’ll learn some interesting and very useful things. Like when to change your oil instead of listening to the kid at Jiffy Lube.

Resistors are often used to set parameters.

We all know it’s the Jeep Thing... Hyundai wants in!

That’s the shocking part of the story!

I’ve never heard of an oil change mechanic suggesting longer intervals. Mine always lie and say it’s due before it’s actually due.

Have you looked up the actual definition of promiscuous? One of the definitions on Merriam Webster:

Because it gets around, duh.

I found it very hard to justify driving around my 9-year-old shit box chevy sonic after I had a big step up in my career.

Torch wins this round just for throwing Tracy under a parade of his own doing.

All I read was $100K to blow on 2 cars at the worst possible time to buy 2 cars and already has reliable car

Let he who has not crashed a limo with a stripper pole on the hood into a creek cast the first stone.

My first guess is that it would have been in “Cocaine County,” but that would work too.

I’m hoping said life goal is to dance on that pole whilst on the freeway

Looking at that limo, Bourbon County seems too classy.   Busch Light County seems more accurate.

I’m a gun owner, and I use it for target shooting and I sometimes take it into the mountains for large animal protection if I’m alone (I also carry bear spray as a first line of defense). I’m also a very even keeled person, not prone to emotional outbursts. But even I know that carrying a weapon daily only makes this…

I re-read that a few times, and I still have no idea what it means. But I have a nagging suspicion that ignorance may be bliss :)

My dick not only shrank up into my body cavity, I can feeling it hiding behind my left eyeball whimpering.

Dumbass. Everyone knows you use Flex Seal’s Flex Shot for these sorts of conditions. I did the research!