Not to mention the welding itself! I can count 34 different ways I’d end up killing myself in this clip alone.

Keeping a factory open during a pandemic? What could go wrong?

“Herd immunity” doesn’t really kick in until at least 60% (higher for some diseases) of the population is immune. How do they get immune? Well ... by getting sick. So imagine 60% of the US population getting sick, factor in Covid-19's mortality rate and you’re looking at total deaths of at least 200,000 people, by…

Booooooo...

Stash it in a savings fund if you don’t need it now, because the looming recession isn’t a Sword of Damocles, it’s a goddamn guillotine.

Stash it in a savings fund if you don’t need it now, because the looming recession isn’t a Sword of Damocles, it’s a…

I think this article is evidence that maybe they didn’t actually get the stimulus right. Like, I don’t mind getting a free $1,200, it’ll pay my bills for the month, but I still have a job right now and could’ve gotten by. People who are making more than me - which is a substantial chunk of America - need it even less.…

I think this article is evidence that maybe they didn’t actually get the stimulus right. Like, I don’t mind getting…

There are a surprisingly high number of songs about the Toyota Corolla:

Or if you prefer Australian folk and blues:

In your case, I think this is the song you’re looking for:

He’s written about his “dream” 1991 manual XJ, which he “went through hell” to obtain.

So, as the arc jumps between the cable clamp and the tower it’s displacing the surrounding air and sending out compression waves much like a speaker does, which your ears then interpret as sound.

Same. And my work-life balance is shot to hell, since work and home are effectively the same now - I keep getting distracted while I’m working, but I also keep opening up work stuff when I’m supposed to be off. So I’m working more, and I’m less productive.

I believe this model is depicting aerosol or airborne transmission. So far, Covid-19 hasn’t shown itself to be airborne, like tuberculosis (if it was, we’d be incredibly screwed). The main method of transmission is via droplets - moisture expelled from a person’s nose and mouth. As a broad guideline, droplets tend not…

Droplet, not airborne - which is why 2 meters is fine.

The American Enterprise Institute and Johns Hopkins released a detailed roadmap for Covid-19 recovery for the nation, including key milestones that need to be met. I would recommend it for anyone to read: https://hub.jhu.edu/2020/04/07/crystal-watson-roadmap-to-reopen-united-states/

Because Michiganders are all suddenly fucking subsistence farmers.

I think Elon Musk holds a similar delusion to many other successful entrepreneurs and celebs - the idea that all the world’s problems can be easily solved via application of their own unique genius that gives them access to inspiring, revolutionary insights that no one else can have. Any problem only exists because…

So the next time you get called a racial expletive online by a 12 year-old pot enthusiast who had sex with your mom - he might just be a NASCAR driver.

Took me an embarrassingly long time to get.

There’s an HR rep for Gizmodo right now calling up the insurance provider: