That’s why Elon is so keen on expanding their charger network.

You know, if Toyota started planting hidden trackers and mics in all their trucks, that could be a valuable intelligence resource. 

Ford and GM are falling behind in this crucial demographic!

Theory: this is the primary market that Tesla’s bulletproof Cybertruck is going for.

It’s not called the Spider because of its limbs, but because of the way it traps, kills, and sucks out the juices of its favorite prey: man.

I’m curious how you read “mess of angles” and “doesn’t seem to have paid off” and “challenging relationship with styling” and “not as horrible as the Rodius” and understood this to be praise and elevation.

Some years back, there was a $300,000 luxury watch whose primary selling point was that it didn’t tell time.

You really don’t have to buy a cloth mask. CDC has instructions for three different types of masks you can make at home, including no-sew methods (https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/downloads/DIY-cloth-face-covering-instructions.pdf). They even have a helpful Youtube video by the Surgeon-General:

So, the truth is that cloth masks aren’t really intended as personal protection. They won’t genuinely work for that purpose - in the hospitals, cloth masks are only used in non-clinical areas by administrative personnel without patient contact.

Is there a car name that you could give to a person that wouldn’t sound like a stripper name?

Yeah, I’d agree with that - probably the safest time to do it. All those people dying from disease has really created the perfect circumstances to set this idiotic record - who wouldn’t go for it?! What a grand opportunity that 90,000+ dead around the globe has created! The opportunity of a lifetime! Better take…

My personal concern about running this during the Covid-19 pandemic isn’t to do with possible diversion of resources. I think that argument is flimsy.

If people are going stir-crazy, consider volunteering. Some hospitals and other essential groups are taking volunteers - some in-person, some remote. Johns Hopkins here in Maryland is taking on volunteers to come in and put together PPE packs on a shift-by-shift basis. That’s helpful. Call around and see if there are…

... No pedo?

Simplest and most effective answer: Tape.

Yeah. Fear of rollovers is exactly why I stopped carrying unsecured 2x4s, cinderblocks, bowling balls, machetes, and uranium in my car.

Gradients = next-gen.

Ha, coincidentally, as I’m reading this, we’re on the phone in a dispute with the HOA because the service they were using to collect HOA fees broke down, they switched suppliers, didn’t tell us we had to update the direct deposit, and then tacked on huge penalties for late payments.

Great - you found a way to make this even more creepy.

I’ve never understood the point of that invisible jet. What exactly is the advantage there?