Key question: Are these figures retail only, or do they include fleet sales?

Well, here’s a thought experiment that might help: How prepared is your car for an earthquake? Do you have supplies? Do you have a plan? Do you keep bottled water and food reserves in your car? Do you keep a first aid kit, extra clothes,sturdy shoes, thermal blanket? Do you have a flashlight, portable radio, batteries?…

So you’re saying that the virus ... was a bioweapon manufactured in order to put an end to professional competitive grouse molestation.

But what steps were taken to protect the grouses?

Shrunken testicles = more aerodynamic.

As an extremely lazy and slovenly young man, I would regularly prop my left foot up on the dash on long road trips. I would use that foot to adjust the flow of the driver’s side vent so it could properly blow air down my pants and thus air-cool my balls.

I would comment that my 2007 Honda CRV has a foot-operated parking brake, but that would require me to admit that I drive a 2007 Honda CRV...

1,500 sticks of dynamite

Economically, the aftershocks might be worse. Sudden influx of unemployment, most industries experiencing major slowdown for a period of months, and the market remaining unpredictable ... already hearing that a recession is inevitable.

Deeply, deeply honored.

A thief jimmies the door and breaks in. He bends down to start working on the ignition - and doesn’t notice that the air is growing occluded. He coughs a bit. Then a bit more. He smells metal. Then he coughs up blood. He sits up. The air is thick now - rusty dust has filled the cabin and he can’t even see out the…

And stock up on leather. Lots of leather. Studded leather. If Hollywood is correct, as soon as the apocalypse comes, we all break out the bondage gear and fetish wear. Nobody just wears jeans.

So, I don’t want to brag, but I angrily yelled at Trump that we need more ventilators, when he was on my TV, yesterday - so I believe I can claim credit for personally ordering Trump to order GM to start making ventilators.

You just knew some idiot would hear the term “herd immunity” and decide to try something stupid.

I’m actually kind of impressed with the parking job in that second clip.

If you thought your job was a waste of time.

Think I see a Ford Tempo in there.

I say Mike, ‘Don’t call the governor of Washington. You’re wasting your time with him. Don’t call the woman in Michigan, it doesn’t make any difference what happens’… You know what I say? If they don’t treat you right, I don’t call.

To play devil’s advocate - the sanitation and epidemiology challenges aboard a cruise ship are immense. It is incredible when outbreaks don’t happen on cruise ships.

I wonder if the first drivers of the early car were so nostalgic for the sounds of horse hooves that they paid specialists to jog along behind then clacking coconuts.