It’s DC-Virginia - 30% of those Pats fans had RG3 jerseys six years ago.

Meth is a helluva drug.

Ah yes, Shan Yu - the greatest Chinese philosopher ever made up by a white Hollywood writer who was unaware that China has nearly no volcanoes and was probably thinking of Japan.

Derek Rae has a way of speaking that makes every moment feel laden with urgency and profound significance.

I have a hard time imagining that anyone would willingly choose the USMNT after spending a week getting to know the USSF’s leadership and their golden boy coaching wunderkind Greggggggggg Berhalter.

Oh, hey, it’s halftime... Kids, I’m running to the store for some cigarettes. I’ll be back soon. (No, I won’t.)

This is not a phenomenon isolated to MLB. The US Soccer Federation has openly pursued the same policy of accepting low attendance for higher ticket prices for US National Team games. This was directly presented to their shareholders a few years ago as a plan for the future, on the basis that they’d calculated that it…

Ha, I was thinking during the 9th inning, “It would be so Nats if they ended up losing 4-3 because Soto got tagged out and ended the rally.”

“Warriors fans of baseball”? The Nats? Seriously?

Has anyone else noticed that Bruce Arians looks like Charlie the Starkist Tuna mascot?

Yes, there’s an overwhelming focus on Western philosophy here, which makes me feel this is likely the area of the author’s specialty.

Yeah, I took second-year philosophy, too.

“Viewing figures are down across the NFL. I wonder why?”

Imagine if you’re a Vikings fan.

So, no one’s gonna mention Humphrey’s dressed like it’s the 1970s?

So, I can’t account for Schiano since he left Rutgers. He’s developed a reputation for being an asshole ever since Tampa Bay. But when he was at Rutgers, he was beloved by the players, media, and fans. And that wasn’t entirely due to the success that he eventually achieved with the team. Even in the years when Rutgers…

I’m pretty sure that dude is Calvin Magee, who’s worked with Rich Rod since 2001.

It’s the curse of Chris/Khris Davis.

Middle school English class, reading out loud a passage with the word “mortgage.”

It was 2 in the morning. The likeliest explanation is that the guy was wearing a hood, or a hat, or was really dark-skinned, or the person looking at him couldn’t really see him very well because it was 2 in the morning.