That’s weird. Some weeks ago, I thought I saw a naked Kyle Long standing behind my grandmother in the background of a Facetime call. I asked her what he was doing there, but she said she was alone. She died later that night.

His name did immediately come to mind, but I rejected it after some thought for precisely this reason. Geoff Cameron is incapable of subtlety or restraint. He’s always been vocal about criticizing the USMNT, even to his own detriment - to the point that it led to him being benched by Arena and now essentially outcast…

“I’m just happy our guys are playing the game the right way,” Cora said.

Because when you think about greatness and America, you think of the US Men’s National Team.

Tom, he actually was sick and got treatment from Jaguars medical staff.

Don’t worry - they’ll try it out for a little while, then they’ll go back to never calling it as usual.

Haha, Washington can’t even QB sneak correctly.

As a Giants fan, I would agree that it’s such a dumb nickname. But because I’m not a Giants fan, I find it fucking hilarious and I want everyone to use it forever.

So, while Belichick giving no comment is kinda assholish, it’s understandable - he is a leader in an organization involved with a controversial figure at the center of pending litigation. And that’s far preferable to Brady giving an oblique, implied, “no names so I can plausibly deny but we all know what I’m saying”…

The Pagano thing had an explanation. It was meant to freak out the opponent and draw an offsides for a cheap first down. If it didn’t work, they were gonna take the delay of game and punt it away. But there was an injury and the guy playing “center” had never practiced the play before. Presumably, he’d been told not…

Freddie Kitchens looks like the hobo that told Haslam to draft Manziel.

Thus begins the legend of Danny Dimes.

But enough about the Trump administration.

It’s like re-watching my every Sunday for the past 5 years as a Ravens fan, but from the outside...

Remember when there were some crazy Ravens fans calling into WFAN to complain that they disrespected Flacco and they should never have let him go and Lamar Jackson would never succeed in the NFL and they were gonna become Broncos fans now? Oh wait, that was three weeks ago.

By the time we go back in December they may be 12-0 and she will only get 80-1.

Meanwhile, at the Lewis household:

“I wish it was Sunday, because that’s my fun day.”
- Not the Bengals

Ravens were weirdly aggressive throughout the game. They went for the two-pointer when they were leading 6-0, but they also went for two with 12 minutes in the 4th quarter, when they were down by 11. How would 9 points have been a better margin than 10?

Because of the nature of the kick, one of the up-men would’ve had to field it and they might’ve muffed the catch or they might’ve been hit immediately upon getting their hands on it but before they had secure possession. Rather than going for an onside recovery, the idea is to force a fumble from a player not used to…