Announcers are fucking weak. They know this is bullshit, but can’t bring themselves to say it.

How do we know a sudden shift in gravity caused the Earth to shift 1 yard to the right and we all didn’t notice because the coordinate shift in time caused us to miss 5 seconds?

You know who could help? The commentators. Call out the refs on this. Even in this clip, their criticisms are couched in cautious respect. Name and shame. “That’s a disgrace. Joe West should be embarrassed and punished. This isn’t his first time making mistakes like this, and on top of that, he’s well-known for being…

Oh God, the XFL.

I can’t help but think that there were better times for the Pats to dole out appreciation to staff members than in the middle of announcing that you’re cutting a player for alleged rape and sexual harassment. Maybe save the “good work, team, for working hard over the last fortnight managing the PR issues” for the…

So we know it’s not Sead Kolasinac.

He won’t though. Because in his mind, he believes he’s telling the truth. That’s what raving sociopaths do. They have a conscience - they just get around it by reshaping their own perception of reality to confirm their own self-image. This is the kind of guy who’d stab someone in the gut 5 times, then testify with…

Interesting read. Based on that, Jaguars may end up feeling they came out ahead. They’re asking for 2 first round picks for Ramsey. They’ll be getting back two first round players on 5-year rookie contracts in return for losing a disgruntled Ramsey with 2 years remaining. That's a deal that the Jags would definitely…

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That was who Garrett was really running from. "Oh shit, Shunsuke's here!"

Who the hell is Paul Finebaum.

Any Thursday or Monday night NFL games in the past five years. I don’t know who the fuck’s been scheduling these games, but if anyone asks why ratings are down, just point to goddamn Titans-Jags again on Thursday night. The only way you can stay awake through one of those shitfests is if you have something else to…

“Mass tragedy today as hundreds of commuters cars in Atlanta suffered catastrophic tire punctures at highway speeds, leading to major pileups with hundreds of casualties and an unknown number of deaths. The cause was identified as thousands of tiny, plastic 4-sided pyramidal objects, strewn across the highway. These…

Now that’s an interesting strategy. Knicks need to be just so bad and terrible that Dolan finally sells them to fully pursue his “flourishing” “music” “career”. 

Adam Vinatieri’s worst ever season was when he kicked 73.5% (25/34), with no makes beyond 50 yards. That was in 2003, when the Patriots won the Super Bowl.

So yes, NFL coaches are generally too risk-averse. However, it’s become trendy thing these days for pundits to say, “Teams should also go for it on 4th down because the stats bear it on”. This is also a misunderstanding of probability.

I wouldn’t recommend the celery method. Bread doesn’t go stale simply because it’s drying out. Bread goes stale because the starch inside is crystallizing. It is losing water, but at a molecular level. Exposing it to moisture won’t do much to slow the process down.

In 1998, a lightning strike in the Democratic Republic of Congo killed an entire team of 11 players - all the players on the pitch.

It occurs to me that benching a dude and not telling anyone about it, after that dude was taking first team snaps all week ... that might put his replacement, the guy who didn’t practice at all with the first team, at a bit of a disadvantage.

On behalf of Thailand and the Thai people, a hearty “go fuck yourself” to you.