Playing Devil’s Advocate here - the Jets defense wasn’t actually terrible throughout most of the game. Baker Mayfield was held below 50% passing until just breaking that barrier in garbage time. Nick Chubb was kept in check for much of the game. Aside from the one long OBJ TD pass and the one long Chubb TD run, their…

I don’t know if that graphic makes me concerned about mononucleosis, or just want it more.

Eh, whoever the Dolphins get, will suck. He’ll have a shit team around him, and a shit coaching staff above him.

Who is this idiot color commentator gushing about the Browns like they’re not playing the Jets third-stringers? “Baker Mayfield is just like Brett Favre” because he threw a short slant to Beckham who outran the Jets’ shitty secondary?

Freddie Kitchens looks like the magic hobo that got Jimmy Haslam to draft Manziel

Jets fans are used to seeing who’s at quarterback and going, “Look - fuck.”

The plain black unis make them look like they’re wearing practice jerseys.

Oh no, you don’t. Yes, they’re smug pricks, but if you strip that undefeated title from them, then we’ll be swimming in Massholes going, “2007 Pay-tree-uts only undefeated team in the regular season. Best team evah!”

Nope.

And just to make things worse for the Saints, they just got robbed of a fumble return touchdown because the refs blew the play dead mid-way as an incomplete pass. Video replay overturned the call, but the Saints ended up with the ball deep in their own territory instead of 6 points on the board.

Ben will have some helpful motivating criticisms for him on his radio show this week, and that’ll fix everything.

#25 of the Jaguars standing up, talking to Marrone, and pointing to the field like, “Get back and focus on the game” suggests Marrone is losing respect of more players than just Jalen Ramsey.

The hilarious part of Norwich’s 3rd goal was that it was immediately preceded by a really bad defensive giveaway on a lazy pass from Otamendi to Stones - Norwich pounced, Pukki got free on goal, but just put it wide.

The play was clearly meant to go the the right - that’s why you had those two guys running routes out to that side. I can’t see how this play could’ve ever succeeded. The concept seems to be that the kicker would fake the kick, freezing the defense, and then the holder would get up and run out on a delayed bootleg and…

Because he doesn’t realize he’s going blind. That’s the tragedy. He puts on a floral print muumuu, checks the mirror, and it looks fine to him.

I still watch their Youtube videos. Perhaps under influence from Jon Bois, SBNation Video has pivoted entirely towards producing sports-based mini-docs and similar features, rather than up-to-date sports news reporting and discussion. I think they’re quite well done.

Crazy theory: Cam Newton is going blind in one eye. That’s why he’s inaccurate throwing to his right.

Valencia planning to tank for Tua in the 2020 draft.

LeBron: “We go, we all go!* To Miami. Or Los Angeles. And just me. You stay in Cleveland.

What kind of hoagie from Wawa? Do they still have brisket?