NFL: “Viewing numbers are down. National audiences aren’t tuning in like they used to. What could be causing this mysterious phenomenon?”

Jay Gruden = fat Cary Elwes. Discuss.

Oof, that’s a deep cut.

Lebron is reportedly in only if he gets to trademark “Team USA” for the Tokyo Olympics.

At least it wasn't gangrene.

Next, “Fish on Fridays”.

Man, these puns got me like a shotgun to the forehead.

It’s just as speculative to say AB is innocent and the woman is lying, as Kelly has done here. If people were all responsible, sensible, and wise adults, we’d hold off on such speculation - from both sides - and let this be settled by the legal system, rather than in the court of public opinion. But obviously, that…

It’s easy to overreact after one game, and the Giants are hardly the most formidable defense the Cowboys will see this year. But Moore has implemented exactly the sort of schematic flourishes that are increasingly difficult for defenses to stop.

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“Congrats for a 4th place finish to my #Mambas; I know we’re disappointed but I’m still proud; welcome to the new team members; we’ll work harder, get better, and win it all next time!”

Yeah, pretty much.

It’s like I’m watching the opening of a David Attenborough documentary and Attenborough tells me that in this adventure, we’ll be exploring the vast, complex, and majestic hidden world in a deep, muddy cave filled with bats, mud, and batshit, and we’ll closely observe the fascinating ecosystem of the tiny wriggling…

The looseness with which your mathletes wore their shirts was simply obscene. I witnessed multiple nape shots, and once, a flash of collarbone. I’m sure that was all for the judges’ benefit. Shameless.

I feel like anyone sitting around at a high school pool going “Oh, these young juveniles are far, far too sexy!” ... maybe they should be on a registry or something.

Hartford Orioles were ROBBED that year.

Confirmed: Adrian Peterson to the Patriots.

Next week is the Jets.

Nah, a true, classic Brownsing is having the chance to win it late, but utterly losing it all at the last. It’s Red Right 88, the Fumble, the Drive, Dwayne Rudd’s helmet. That’s the classic Brownsing - from the verb “to Browns”: somehow snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. “They had their go-ahead field goal…

“Tanking” suggests deliberate intent. I’m not entirely sure that’s the case. Yes, they do have a young roster, but watching that game, I didn’t necessarily see guys who were out-talented on the field. I saw some horrific play-calling by the Dolphins and clear lack of preparation. The Phins’ O-line was extremely…