Fun fact: Kaare Vedvik, the Jets kicker who went 0-2 on FGs and extra points, was the same kicker that the Vikings traded a 5th round pick to the Ravens for. And then they cut him after two weeks, because of his crappy preseason performance.

And he’s no longer owes his soul to the state of Rhode Island!

You just don’t understand Patricia’s genius.

The Lions blew a 24-6 lead in the 4th quarter to the Cardinals, and ended with a tie.

So, a quick Googling says that it’s the joint between your breastbone and your collarbone. If one of the bones was dislocated inwards, into the chest, then it can press in on your lungs or heart. Which is why they’re taking him to the hospital, presumably to get better imaging.

Rosen seemed ... less bad than Fitzpatrick?

As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods, they kill us for their sport.

O Bernard Pollard, where art thou?

Any chance this is actually a Gruden versus Mayock conflict? Gruden sounded like he just wanted Brown to play - which voiding his guarantees was probably not gonna help with. But Mayock sounded furious (“Thhhufffering thhuuucottash!!”) about being called a cracker, and he is the GM. And that reversal from Mayock going…

The writer seems to be implying that it would be better for girls to be playing in an all-girls team than in a mixed-gender team.

Ray Ratto envisions a future in which Las Vegas changes the locks and the address on the front of the city and tries to divert the Raiders to Albuquerque.

Nah, Roethlisberger is still shitty.

Believe it or not, Belichick has done interviews where he doesn’t go all Mumblelord. I’ve seen interviews in which he didn’t speak in monotone, he was amiable and friendly, spoke with enthusiasm and emotion, and even made facial expressions indicating positivity and joy.

I ... didn’t even know that was legal. Or physically possible.

After the NFC title game, I was like “STFU Saints fans” and so annoyed with their bitching.

Also, make sure the turkey’s dead. Personal experience: Live turkeys have just no sense of teamwork.

To be fair to PSG, the offers for Neymar from Real and Barca would’ve asked them to take a minus on the price they originally paid for him. Barcelona did offer a “loan to buy” that would’ve netted a profit overall, but they would’ve had to wait until next year to get the full fee, which would’ve limited them under…

Hypothesis: The “Bill Belichick coaching tree” is actually a conspiracy orchestrated by Belichick to plant his double agents in opposing franchises to secretly undermine them and keep them weak, thereby ensuring the Patriots’ dominance.

What if they miss the playoffs in embarrassing fashion?