THANK YOU. I was starting to think I am the only person who finds her....lacking. 

I know! I’m all about this film but her as the lead is a definite “meh” for me. I love everyone else in this (especially Goddess Tilda!) and love the original. Will go see it but hope she doesn’t spoil the whole thing for me.

Ugh.  Dakota Johnson.  If she didn’t have famous parents she would never have an acting career.  She has all the appeal of a mud fence.  Watching her slump around red carpets, I can’t imagine her having the grace needed to pull off that role.

I find Dakota Johnson extremely meh, but Swinton + creepy modern dance? I’m in.

I can smell the Drakkar Noir through my monitor.

She looks like a ninth runner up in a Farrah Fawcett lookalike contest circa 1977.

The greatest joy of my film career was listening to Sir Michael Caine describe Julia Roberts over the phone as a “cunt” & “terrible human being”

Those jeans show off her knock-knees (seems to be getting worse forher with age..).

Oh honey no. Julia is a mean girl. You can tell by her interviews. It takes balls to get to where she is, but she’s passed that and is just egomaniacal.

When I saw those teeth, my first thought was that Universal had rolled the dice on a JAWS reboot.

I’m extremely for women in their 40s (and 50s, 60s and 70s, for that matter) getting big roles and recognition. The problem is, I just don’t care for Julia Roberts.

Roberts has always been an over rated sack of shit who never learned to act, and Mr. Ed did that signature move of the tossed back head laugh much better than she did.

It’s a good thing I’m not a royal because I woulda lost my shit petting those Bermies!

Hm....maybe it’s just me but that doesn’t seem like what’s going on here. It seems like his knee jerk reaction was just to take responsibility for treating those women poorly, and upon reflection (something most people feel like none of the accused have done) he realizes he is being lumped into a category of people to…

I agree with the point you are making via sarcasm, but I think this goes beyond even that point. Diaz was investigated. One of his accusers is even pissed what she said got lumped into MeToo stuff (I’m not sure if her annoyance is fair. Was her original tweet furnished with #metoo?). One of his accusers has been…

I am a man (and a fellow Vulcan) and I care.

I’m a white, straight male and I care.  GTFO with that bullshit.

SCOTUS’ new collective attitude seems to be: Fuck all y’all.

Lol. As a dude, I was thinking the same thing. The upside is, being an impressive.”good guy” only requires not freaking out about periods and having a couple extra tampons laying around. Good job other guys, you have set the bar so low, I only need to drag my knuckles over it. 

I have a old mildly-scratchy pink bath towel that I wash and keep in the bottom drawer with all my old over-sized t-shirts for seeping in. Having that towel on hand for the totally normal situation that is period sex makes me seem like a level headed “good guy”*. Having a $370 purple satin period sex blanket makes any…