Because sometimes, you’re just waiting for the allergy meds to kick in and you think “Hey, here’s an aggressively mediocre thing made with someone I think is okay—why not have this on while I mix Benadryl with rosé against medical advice?”

The girls asked to do this. How about focusing on giving these girls a chance to be kids. They’re becoming a community, they’re making friendships that may last a lifetime and they’re Doing something they feel proud about. I agree that there are some issues with the way the transfer of money is structured, but this is…

How about the story of them making money towards a kick ass group they belong to that teaches them everything from life skills to business skills to STEM skills that can maybe help them get a leg up in this world.

He looks like a vegan, except for the occasional cannibalism.

The lesser known song sequal to Bette Davis Eyes.

So this guy has borderline personality disorder, right?

I want to know who looked at Donald Trump and assumed that he’s ever seen the inside of a gym.

Def a single macaroni from the last, sad, untouched salad on the table at a Lutheran picnic.

“Who’s better-hung, you or your dad?” works well as a dinner-party icebreaker AND as a way to distinguish yourself during job interviews.

She’s a TERRIBLE artist. She should just be a full time activist instead, that’s clearly where her talent lies.

Seriously. She’s a terrible artist.

She may still have your attention, but she lost mine when she released that “art project” that was a “reenactment of her rape” complete with nudity and activity. I’ve worked with many trauma survivors over the years and that was simply grotesque.

A good point is not equivalent to good art.

Yeah, we’re in deep shit, but we’re also in good hands if she’s representative of her generation.

Christ. Almighty. These kids are so fucking impressive. 11 years old. We are watching the leaders of the future right now.

*This* is how you use the *best* words.

Wow. Only 24 years and we can vote for her for president. She already gave a better speech than Trump ever has.

This is how to be an ally. Recognizing one’s privilege, and not feeling guilty and defensive about , but using it to help bring some other people’s truths to the light, and calling out the ignorance at the same time.

The kids are alright.

Oprah gave the world Dr. Oz. Her judgment is... questionable.