1) Keeping daddy from sundowning
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Ivanka has a software glitch.
IVANKA, does not keep dropping in to say hi.... The name is Istanka. Istanka Dump. There, fixed that for you
This is another awful, revolting woman who needs to go to shut up mountain and stay there, it is going to get very crowded up there.
Fuck Paul Ryan. He’s had ample opportunities to jettison Trump and he’s waffled every time.
Because she literally has nothing better to do with her day. Truly, what else is she doing to do but interrupt her dad’s meetings? Work? Have an effect on policies? No. I have come to the conclusion she is basically Paris Hilton but with more conservative clothing and in the WH. (And lucky for her, her dad likes Paris…
Don’t want to be difficult here but I didn’t think her Kathleen Turner impression was all that good. Her Holly Hunter & Drew Barrymore were much better, esp the HH one.
I was trying to be nice by calling her that instead of just saying “she dresses ridiculously,” because she does. Which is fine, she’s not hurting anyone, but just because she is tall and rail-thin with gorgeous dark hair, arched eyebrows, and red lipstick, and can afford very expensive clothing, it doesn’t make her a s…
Unpopular opinion: George Clooney is not all that handsome and seems like a complete dick with his love of practical jokes. And now this pear-shaped, potato-faced wang—who everyone inexplicably insists is the ultimate catch—is calling his son a “thug” and his daughter “elegant”? George Clooney sucks, people.
Glad she can offer up her tax info.....too bad her husbands boss won’t......
Darling, take a lesson from the nerd culture: only other shallow douches like you care about your designer shit.
Donny Two Scoops - I’m definitely stealing that for future use. It’s like the most pathetic mafia name ever.
Yes, thanks, them’s the ones. (I only see eleventy million pairs of those on every standard-issue woman in this city every freakin day, I should know the name by now!)
Fucking cunt whore
“...knock on the door and ask for a cup of flour.” Really, your odds are better if you just ask for a cup of botox.
Praying for your best friend’s sister-in-law’s cousin’s neighbor’s niece. So sad...
In a just world, Ivanka Trump is not gently mocked but is instead repeatedly pelted with rocks and garbage wherever she goes
No, a man was accused of a rape 6 or so months after it allegedly happened and neither the University nor the DA’s officer found anything to give them reasonable suspicion that it actually happened. The alleged victim did go to police but declined to have it investigated when it became clear that it would most likely…
those pants aren’t doing any favors for his kibble or his bits.