Wow. Women ARE funny. That was great. Thank you. I have to rethink my life now.

I’m still waiting for Nintendo to open a theme park in America and show Disney where the real happiest place on earth is.

You have to activate it by putting on high in the microwave for three minutes.

Apple told me it was sold out so I never bothered to buy one.

What do you think flight attendants do more of, serving drinks, or saving lives?

The redesigned app, and the ensuing service. iOS 7, ios 8, I don’t remember.

Maybe I’m not remembering correctly the exact issue I had, I’ll just say that Apple Music is a mess. Since its redesign in ios7 I think, I moved to Spotify and haven’t looked back.

What’s worse is when you go to play a song that is stored locally on the device, it will bring up music you don’t even own and then try and sell it to you.

The adulation you receive from succeeding far outweighs any negative feelings of letting the team down.

Why is that guy talking like that?

Why is that guy talking like that?

You’ll like the leather Apple case.

I’ve got a dark brown one, looks great.

It’s leather, like a wallet, it looks better with age.

Your east coast bias is showing.

Boo fucking hoo

Now I’m greyed on Jalopnik and can’t upload photos.

Fiat 8V.

“While there’s a medieval Viking part of my genetic code that finds that appealing”

I remember this and it made me cry.

Please don’t.