What do you think flight attendants do more of, serving drinks, or saving lives?

The adulation you receive from succeeding far outweighs any negative feelings of letting the team down.

Why is that guy talking like that?

Why is that guy talking like that?

Boo fucking hoo

Now I’m greyed on Jalopnik and can’t upload photos.

Fiat 8V.

“While there’s a medieval Viking part of my genetic code that finds that appealing”

I remember this and it made me cry.

Please don’t.

I told you I’d be your friend!

Was that guy you?

Ahh the circle of dumb.

All my favorite stories end with “I’m surprised we didn’t get beaten up or shot.”

I think I told you I’d be your friend before. Maybe you don’t like me. Hmmph.

Hey that hurts

I could only get through about three hours of that.

He probably would have looked like Michael Dukkakis

That was stupid and that hat makes you look like a tool.

I’m trying to figure out who is dressed worse.

I’m surprised he didn’t hit such a punchable face.