I told you I’d be your friend!

Was that guy you?

Ahh the circle of dumb.

All my favorite stories end with “I’m surprised we didn’t get beaten up or shot.”

I think I told you I’d be your friend before. Maybe you don’t like me. Hmmph.

Hey that hurts

I could only get through about three hours of that.

If you’re a smiling white girl, the geniuses at the Apple Store will replace them (and any phone or device you accidentally dropped in the hot tub, oops,) free of charge!

Why would they have used USB when they have the lighting port?

(I’m iOS and I can’t quit)

Double tap space on iOS after a sentence and you never need to use the period again.

Ooh!

So if a tree falls in a forrest...

He probably would have looked like Michael Dukkakis

That was stupid and that hat makes you look like a tool.

I’m trying to figure out who is dressed worse.

I’m surprised he didn’t hit such a punchable face.

Weed is the opposite of sports!

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And you’re going to JAIL