Yes because tits are magical and only you have them.

You're about as funny as Amy Schumer

You might be an idiot.

You’re right.

Maybe he had never seen Amy Schumer before and halfway into the show, he decided that she's actually not funny at all.

Thank God you were wrong.

Who cares?

But Amy convinced me that because he was in sales, and she asked how that was going and everyome laughed, that the seat he was sitting in was not expensive!

Amy is unfunny.

I was just going to say that she’s an unfunny, disgusting pig that bloviates to the lowest common denominator (fat white women) and her bravado and confidence are obviously staged, otherwise why would she react at all?

Build a wall!

If it was an Android computer, Gizmodo would be all over this writing articles about how their hardware keeps exploding.

Literally everyone else has moved on.

Don’t be that guy.

I’ll acknowledge your thinly veiled suggestion that Apple Phones have exploded in a significant amount in the past.

Yet

You have no dignity.

Those power and torque numbers in a 100k, 6500 lb vehicle are inexcusable.

“I know Fiat Chrysler tends to be near the bottom of quality and reliability surveys and Toyota near the top, but has anyone from Toyota actually looked at how Chrysler’s Stow-and-Go seats work?”

Ask me how I know you're white.