I noticed that you have your daughter positioned right in front of where the GT badge would be.

That looks less like a racecar and more like a guillotine.

Told y’all

Roaches in a pax... That any good?

Nope. Would have blown out toward the front of the car, muffled by the tire and blown out the gap.

Tire psi was off.

The company isn’t making money.

Can we make it a combination basketball court/football field/baseball diamond?

The trouble would come getting my car off him.

Somehow I knew that dudes head was going into the windshield. No idea how I knew that.

Yeah, sounded pretty racist to me too.

Quick, whatever that window is made out of, make my next phone out of it.

Forget all the intangibles, the numbers are there.

Wow. That was really nicely done. I consider myself a hip hop aficionado, but I can see I have a long way to go.

Lol?

I'd get a head start on the bath salts.

That island is going to be underwater soon. And I don't mean with the bank.

They look like Donald Trumps America.

Did I take a wrong turn somewhere and end up at Jezebel?