Quick, whatever that window is made out of, make my next phone out of it.

Forget all the intangibles, the numbers are there.

Wow. That was really nicely done. I consider myself a hip hop aficionado, but I can see I have a long way to go.

Lol?

I'd get a head start on the bath salts.

That island is going to be underwater soon. And I don't mean with the bank.

They look like Donald Trumps America.

Did I take a wrong turn somewhere and end up at Jezebel?

Philadelphia in the house ladies and gentlemen.

Why not?

I don’t see a single not-disgusting person anywhere.

Why don't we give them some old ass jets instead?

Trumps just pissed he wasn't able to pull that shit.

Some sweet, sweet 0.09% interest

Wait, Jenny died?

He's very handsome

And the reverse if he stands the other way,right?

I mean that in the most non-chauvinist way of course.

Relax, sweet tits.

You're an idiot for making a wild ass assumption like that. All I can do is laugh at you.