Mayor Rawlings Blake is stunningly beautiful and incredibly gifted woman.

Who said i was white?

I love how the first thing you see is a cop driving without a seatbelt.

I used to think that!

Are you Ted Cruz?

You’re telling me that you don’t think Joe Montana would tear up the league today?

Sumo wrestling should be way more popular than it is, especially in the US where we have all these fat people.

I think 5' 10 guy is trolling 6'7 guy.

I say both of these things, damnit.

“... A facial expression that suggest I don’t speak English”

You don't know me!

It's just there to make stupid people feel smart. Everyone knows how many stars there are and what they represent.

GEORGE FUCKING WASHINGTON

Hillary in the pocket of a blue collar oligarch?

Being white is awesome!

“Nice try, not me”

An ecoboost mustang would be more analogous.

COTD.

Good thing you included that second pic, the blurry one looks like a Ford Focus.

Even more embarrassing is when you go to shift the gear on the floor as you depress the non-existent clutch, only to realize that the automatic shifter is on the steering column.