I say both of these things, damnit.

“... A facial expression that suggest I don’t speak English”

You don't know me!

It's just there to make stupid people feel smart. Everyone knows how many stars there are and what they represent.

GEORGE FUCKING WASHINGTON

Hillary in the pocket of a blue collar oligarch?

Being white is awesome!

“Nice try, not me”

An ecoboost mustang would be more analogous.

COTD.

Good thing you included that second pic, the blurry one looks like a Ford Focus.

Even more embarrassing is when you go to shift the gear on the floor as you depress the non-existent clutch, only to realize that the automatic shifter is on the steering column.

If you're going to abide by the tradition of a diamond, how about the tradition where the father of the bride pays for the wedding?

Yes, your taste is certainly suspect.

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I think you doth protest too much. This car is clearly crack pipe.

It’s funny that you think you have to be a “professional design director” (whatever the hell that is) to see that this car isn’t ugly.

Yeah!

I just figured out what the GT in Mustang GT stands for!

I stopped on the bridge when the Super Bowl was in town and they had an insane fireworks show right off the embarcadero. Had to get a couple photos, it was unreal. Although nobody honked at me or even seemed to mind (they were damn impressive fireworks, and looked amazing with the city in the background) I would have…