I went to a baseball game the other day and spent 9$ on a corndog. It was a big corndog, but I wish I had bought this instead, because now the corndog is gone and I have nothing to show for it because I ate it.

Main difference being that the Oakland property, regardless of blight, is extremely valuable, while comparable, (as if!) property in Detroit is completely worthless.

Except, murdered out Tahoes with push-bars are frequently used as unmarked police vehicles.

I feel the same way about Detroit.

Big points for referring to Oakland as “The Town”

Like the NFL?

Drifting is stupid.

Nancy Grace is a horrible, horrible woman.

I want to point out that Marshawn is listening to “Mac Dre, Giggin”

He's wearing shorts. How smart could he be?

I think “heartbreaking” would have been a better warning/descriptor.

I think you may be not far off the mark

The synergistic integration of home batteries, solar panels and electric cars has always been the goal.

17 year old woman?

I went to a NASCAR race once in Las Vegas, (free tickets, trip paid for, don’t judge me) And Dale Earnhardt Jr. was leading for much of the race. We had made our way down to the winners circle early because my buddy was a Dale fan and wanted to meet him when all of a sudden the jubilant crowd began to hush. (As a Ford…

More likely that someone has had sex in the back seat.

I think that scratching bear may have either eczema or some severe psychological issues with being locked up.

“I’m going to slap that bear in the face! What could possibly go wrong!”

Don’t be so hard-on yourself, your wife likes that you always come second.

My cat-less 4.6 with long tube headers would like to have a word with you.