We signed what? Com’on Hahn, you are better than this.

You could be my company, where you get plenty of personal days, but should you use one, you get a point against your record. 7 points and you are fired. It takes a whole year for that point to roll off. Yup. Get sick and you are punished.

You mean did:

I cannot star that ending phrase from the story enough.

I am a proud Fucking Illinois Bastard. Cuz at least I am not from Wisconsin. :)

Is it just me, or does the snow falling look fake, added in post production?

Maybe DTJ can spend his birthday with the biggest Neo Nazi currently incarcerated at Sing Sing.

I am just trying to figure out why the fuck their last names are so similar. Is that standard practice for assholes?

Now we know what the White House smells like.

Two words: Pat Benatar.

But what about peace with Oceania, Eurasia or Eastasia?

I head south for my hotdogs. Jr’s in Oak Lawn.

Prefer Buona over Portillo’s. Though, I will admit that is like saying I prefer a princess cut diamond over a marquise cut. Both are amazing.

Looks like it’s time to follow another scumbag so every time he breathes or attempts to gain employment, his true level of shittyness is on display for all to see.

Trump is just looking for to take the cannoli. And by “cannoli”, I mean KFC.

No Chicago? Conflicted if I should be saddened or ecstatic. I’m leaning to the later.

Counter, counter:

Ok, in the article, documents claim he owes 20k to Cartier and the fucking moron returned the ring to settle the debt. Later, shit for brains says he makes 40k a month.

I was in a band called “Female Presenting Nipples”.

Dammit. Take my star, jerk.