Is there such a thing as too many dongs? I guess we’ll find out.

although he’s not the first person to end up in tampa wrapped around a pole, he’s likely the only one trying to give shit away afterwards

“It’s created a team that can score on anybody and can be scored on by anybody.”

Maybe they hired him because of the Staph he would bring with?

While Markelle Fultz and Lonzo Ball struggle with broken and/or brutally ugly jumpers, Tatum is out here scoring key clutch buckets for the hottest team in the NBA.

Well I’m certainly swelling with pride.

Also looks like the spirit of Dejan Lovren temporarily departs his body to inhabit that of all those defenders.

I haven’t eaten Papa John’s since the ACA passed and that asshole came out and said he was going to put his workers on part-time so he wouldn’t have to provide health insurance.

Kristaps is the shit. I have no snark or special insight. He’s just awesome, and I’m glad he’s in the NBA.

Classic showboat move. Go for the three when all he needed to do was bait the defense into a three-second lane violation and hit the subsequent technical free throw. I’ve had it with hero ball.

Well it’s about Dame time.

The sun was brighter. The grass was greener. Food tasted better.

Yah, only if you want the entire night filled with “Miso full of stuffing” jokes from your father or uncle.

Groceries, and things of that nature

I’m as big a Patriots hater as the next guy but associating them with the Confederacy is just wrong.

I saw that too and it’s way too late to Google but I think you have to drop it before you touch first base and if it’s broken you have to drop it as soon as possible or before Roger Clemens throws the other end back at you, whichever occurs first.

We also won free tacos!

If you have a chance to flick off that many Alabama fans, you better take it.

Get a buddy and just go as his thumbs.

I want to go as Drew on chopped but I can’t find a store that sells a shirt even remotely as bad as that one