Funny thing is that the DVD's been out for at least 6 months, probably more.

Welcome to Australia:

… In my defence it was around 3am when I was watching it.

thank you. i will probably weep more tears, but thank you.

why am i crying

Sorry Dave :(

Or the fake westerners in California.

The jokes really are writing themselves.

Scalia has … yeah I have no words, but he's providing me with a lot of entertainment:

To anyone who watched Casino Night from The Office live: how the hell did you get through hiatus cause I'm crying, screaming, I think my heart-rate doubled and I've got that really bad adrenaline feeling but the season 3 DVD is sitting right next to me.

I think you just illustrated and put into words exactly what I've been thinking for the first half of the year. Except with different dates and way less college.

Say what you will about Obama, but he is an amazing orator:

Because they're insane, and insanity isn't bound by national laws.

Narwhal, they're Australian.

I thought reading all of it would send me off to dreamland. I WAS WRONG.

Only thing missing was a mike drop.

'The corollary of that principle is that human dignity
cannot be taken away by the government. Slaves did not
lose their dignity (any more than they lost their humanity)
because the government allowed them to be enslaved.
Those held in internment camps did not lose their dignity
because the government confined them. And…

I just got to that part. I am laughing so much right now. And he called it a Putsch!

Just realised this is from the Chief Justice whose opinions are very reminiscent to that of my dad ….

'As a result, the Court invalidates the marriage laws of more than half the States and orders the transformation of a social institution that has formed the basis of human society for millennia, for the Kalahari Bushmen and the Han Chinese, the Carthaginians and the Aztecs. Just who do we think we are?'