It will never stop hunting him.

Hear, hear. After Tree of Life and Boyhood, The Two Towers is probably my favorite movie of all time, with Fellowship just a hair behind it.

That is a kingly gift.

I actually didn't mind the 11 endings of Return of the King. I thought they were justified, given the epic scope of the material. Overall I think it's a fantastic movie, but I tend to agree with Viggo that it shows an overreliance on spectacle at the expense of character. The Battle of Pelennor Fields leaned too…

He's one of my favorite characters in the whole story.

Shame, because chapters 3 through 8 are probably my favorite chapters in any of the three books.

I have a friend who's currently finishing the last seven episodes of Breaking Bad. She knows literally nothing about what's in store, and has basically threatened to kill me if I spoil it.

I'll always be grateful to Peter Jackson for giving us two great films (and most of a third one), and for kindling my lifelong love of Tolkien.

Matt Zoller Seitz called it a character-driven story more in the spirit of Mad Men than Breaking Bad. That sounds promising.

It's funny because they're slightly wrong!

I actually thought the Architect was the best part of the movie.

I enjoyed the second Matrix, but the third one was so, so dull.

To be fair, Terry Gilliam is the sort of person one does not expect.

I understood some of the words in this review, but they made no sense.

Any guesses on who the two funerals will be for?

That poor, poor nanny :(

But that wasn't a planet in our solar… heyy, wait a minute…

I'm guessing you didn't click on the article from the first week of this year about the Best of Everything So Far 2015.

In case it needs to be said, Roger Ebert's review of Battlefield Earth is a small masterpiece of film criticism and restraint:

Yeah, or Margaret Mitchell's unpublished first novel that was eventually published.