Yeah, it was actually a parody account, but one that Martin himself apparently re-tweets every now and then.

I kept hoping she would come back and hook up with Tom.

This is great news. Felicity Jones is one of my favorite actresses. She was terrific in Northanger Abbey and Cemetery Junction with Ricky Gervais and Ralph Fiennes.

I thought you were joking.

I was saying "Boo Radley"

This show has consistently been getting some of the strongest views of the TV season. I'm tempted to check it out.

Well, it wasn't uncommon for teachers to walk in on kids in the middle of sex. One teacher friend of mine had the misfortune of running across two kids having sex in the parking lot, and then two other kids having sex in the hallway of the science building.

We had school police in my high school. It was a 3,000-person campus, and nationally famous for having the highest number of pregnancies or something.

As a fellow Texan who pretended he was in Lord of the Rings, and who once got detained by the school police for making terrorist threats, this hits oddly close to home for me.

You had me at "melancholy" and "deeply meta."

Also a questionable '80s movie…

*Obliviate!*

Don't believe his lies.

Friends have been trying to get me to read this book. Should I read it? Rowling and Tolkien apparently liked it.

This post epitomizes post-Dissolve AV Club.

I always confuse Spike Jonze with Spike Lee.

Now you're reading my mind.

One of those raccoons from Pawnee.

An owl, probably. Or a cat.

This sounds complicated, but potentially fantastic.