She earned it.

It’s gotta be the overuse of hair dye. Dead giveaway.

Tommy John! It’s like wearing air...LOVE them!

Tommy John! It’s like wearing air...LOVE them!

Ears and nostrils?

LOL! So true. I’ve attended the last 3 CES’s and I’m actually selling my badges this year.

....thus showing that “order” can indeed be derived out of “random chaos.” Take that, creationists!

Show what frame of reference makes 1+1=10

If you think liars are absent from the right, you’re an idiot.

I know my response is late, but this tip is FANTASTIC! Thank you!

You might find one of these useful:

There is such a thing as objectively true facts, ya know. 1+1 will always equal 2, no matter how many people “decide” it equals 37. No one “decides” anything. Things are either true or not. There is no subjectivity here.

They DO.

“I am a person of faith and I would happily go toe to toe with anyone in an intellectual debate on the subject”

There is literally nothing charitable that a church can do that couldn’t be done more efficiently by a non-religious entity which doesn’t have the added overhead of stained glass, robes, crucifixes, communion wafers, pipe organ, etc. etc.

That’s nice. There are thousands of nice things your church can do for free.

NO NO NO! “Eating something light” is exactly what causes the fart! Carbs ferment in the gut. The advice should be: eat meat, and nothing else with it.

In theory, it seems like it might work with the mix of salty and sweet. That’s usually a good combo: kettle corn is better than regular popcorn and salted caramel is better than regular caramel.

Has anybody seen the movie, LONG-TIME COMPANION? We may be living out the final scene in real life.

WORST. CLICKBAIT. EVER.

The coke angle actually makes me suspect them MORE.